Anonymous asked:
is there a label that ACTUALLY means 'attraction regardless of gender' and doesn't have transphobic origins?
783-remade answered:
Where do I sign the petition to replace statues of shitty people with statues of Pikachu
Fun fact: Tucker's super rich mom made a point of only leaving him $1 in her will.
And she likely did that for a reason: So he couldn't contest the will and argue "But maybe she was old and not in her right mind and forgot me."
It's apparently a specific practice amongst rich people when you want to leave a loathed family member nothing and don't want to give them a leg to stand on in court.
Tucker's mom giving off the Lucille Bluth vibes.
GET FUCKED TUCKER
Yeah, my great aunt decided to leave all of her property and money to my dad rather than any of her shitty kids or grandkids (like they all lived in houses she owned and maintained rent free within 5 miles of her own home and guess who took care of her for the last 10 years of her life? Like cleaning her house, taking her to church and appointments, and out shopping. My dad, my mom, and me.) She changed her will about 2 and a half years before she died and left each of her kids and grandkids $10 each so they couldn't contest the will. She actually insisted on a traditional will reading, probably for the drama. I was 100 % sure her oldest son was gonna have a stroke when he realized Dad got just about everything, including all the houses they all lived in. Auntie even stipulated in her will that Dad should boot them all out if they gave him trouble and at the very least they should all start paying rent.
Anyway, if Dad hadn't already had a will leaving everything to me and mom one of those jerks would probably have tried to kill him.
"Insisted on a traditional will reading probably just for the drama."
Your great aunt was amazing.
Your dad showing up to the will reading like Ransom from Knives Out.
For a few seconds I thought the delivery guy had done it.
Then I saw the order again.
Wait wha-
OH
"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"
she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"
I'm out of town rn but I told her this broke 500 notes and sent her some of yall's tags
Reblog to grow Julia's power, besties
hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool
THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME
crime shows are like “this character is being obnoxious and causing problems by not letting police enter somewhere without a warrant, you know, like what the law says” and everyone just lets them
crime shows are like “this cop only feels bad about murdering a suspect after discovering that they were actually innocent, implying that the murder would have been okay if the person had really been guilty” and everyone just lets them
Crime shows are like “this suspect asks for a lawyer (making them seem guilty) after being harassed and beaten by the police but oh wait plot twist OF COURSE they were the criminal the whole time which makes it all okay actually” and everyone just lets them
LITERALLY and then crime shows are like “asking for a lawyer or demanding police come back with a warrant is an obvious sign of guilt instead of yknow just being your basic rights as a person” and then everyone just Believes them
Hold on now! SOMETIMES the person demanding a fair legal process does turn out to be innocent and then we get to see the cops bitch and moan about how the ignorant fool wasted precious investigative time by demanding fair legal process and sometimes because the BUFFOON made them get a WARRANT for NO REASON, the REAL MURDLER got away with ANOTHER MURDLE!!!!!
jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺
same score but played entirely on kazoos
